about

i wear pants. i like dirt. i was watching this show, it pretty much summed up my life. it was about toast fucking. it's where you fuck, or get fucked by toast. i listen to music. i watch movies. i watch tv. i'm different from everybody you've ever met. i like.. sunsets, long walks on the beach, rolling around nude in the rain, because i like how it feels on my huge breasts. i am a 'all holes filled' kind of guy. oh yes.
i like to skateboard. i play guitar. i hate school, and my pants never fucking fit. i wear "emo" glasses and listen to a few emo bands, but i swear i'm not emo. i coined the term "skatepunk", because it pretty much sums up the person i am. this is all one big redundant paragraph with no meaning, and you wasted your time reading it.